During
the financial crisis, while Dr. Evil-ish Wall Street villains like Goldman and
Lehman Brothers were getting all the bad press, pundits continually referred to
J.P. Morgan Chase as the "good bank."
Chase and Jamie Dimon kept that rep for a good long time. As late as 2011,
Dimon's name was
being
floated around Washington very seriously as a potential replacement for Tim
Geithner's Treasury Secretary post. Even when Dimon showed up on the Hill last
year to testify (read: obfuscate) about the infamous "London Whale" episode,
Senators on the banking committee – who, as writer
George
Zornick noted, had collected a cumulative $522,088 in donations from Chase –
slobbered all over Dimon and shelved the important London Whale matter to ask
the great genius's advice on how to fix the economy.
Well, there's some more news about the "good bank" – Chase is about to pay
yet another ginormous settlement for cheating and stealing from the public.
According
to the Wall Street Journal, the Federal Energy Regulatory
Commission (FERC) will fine Chase "close to $1 billion" for manipulating energy
prices in Enron-esque fashion in Michigan and California. The story is
interesting in itself – and we'll write more about it later – but for now, it's
just the fact of yet
another massive settlement for this bank that's so
interesting.
In the three-year period between 2009-2012, Chase paid out over $16 billion
in litigation costs. Noted financial analyst Josh Rosner of Graham Fisher
slammed
Chase in a report earlier this year, pointing out that these settlements and
legal costs represented a staggering 12% of Chase's net revenue during this
time. There couldn't possibly be a clearer demonstration of the modern banking
model, in which companies break rules/laws as a matter of course, and simply pay
fines as a cost – a significant cost – of doing business.
For sheer curiosity's sake, I thought I'd list, in capsule form, some of the
capers Chase has been caught up in in recent years:
• They were
fined
$153 million for the infamous "Magnetar" fund case, another scam in which a
bank
allowed
a hedge fund to create a "born-to-lose" mortgage portfolio to bet against.
Very similar to the Abacus case that's at the heart of the ongoing
"Fabulous
Fab" trial;
• Chase
paid
$228 million for its role in the egregious municipal bond bid-rigging case
we
wrote about in
Rolling Stone in 2011;
• Chase
paid
$297 million to the SEC last November for fraud involving mortgage-backed
securities;
• Chase
paid
$75 million in cash and generously agreed to forego $647 million in fines in
the Jefferson County, Alabama mess, in which a small-town pol was bribed into
green-lighting a series of deadly swap deals;
• In two separate orders this spring, Chase was reprimanded
by
the OCC and
the
Fed for money-laundering behaviors similar to the infamous HSBC case, and
also for regulatory failures and fraud in the London Whale episode. There was a
separate
FBI
investigation into the London Whale probe in which they allegedly lied to
customers and investors about the loss;
• They're
under
investigation for allegedly failing to disclose Bernie Madoff's trading
activities to authorities;
• They were one of 13 banks asked to pay up in this year's
$9.3
billion robosigning settlement;
• They were one of four banks last year to settle for
a
total of $394 million with the OCC for improper mortgage servicing
practices;
• They were ordered by the
CFTC to pay $20
million last year for improper segregation of customer funds (this was part
of the Lehman investigation). The CFTC also
fined Chase
$600,000 last year for violating position limits in the cotton markets;
• Last year, Chase
paid
a $45 million settlement to the federal government for improperly racking up
fees for veterans in mortgage refinancings. Hey, if you're going to steal from
everyone, you can't leave out those veterans overseas!
• In 2010, Chase
paid
$25 million to the state of Florida for selling unregistered bonds to a
state-run municipal money-market fund;
• The bank last year
was
convicted in Europe along with several other banks for fraudulent sales of
derivatives to the city of Milan. A total of about $120 million was seized from
Chase and three other banks.
There have been so many settlements with so many agencies around the world
(I'm in a hurry and can't get to Chase's messes in Britain, Japan and elsewhere)
that they're almost impossible to count. Some papers are reporting that Chase is
being investigated by as many as eight different agencies in the U.S. alone.
There are some other civil actions left out, too, like the $110 million
class-action settlement for improper charging of
overdraft
fees, or their part in the gigantic $6 billion settlement
completed
last year involving Visa, MasterCard and other credit card providers for
manipulating card service rates. And states like California
have
only just begun crawling up Chase's backside for its role in the lunatic
filing of erroneous credit card collection lawsuits, a scam outed by
whistleblower Linda Almonte.
Chase is turning into the Zelig of the corruption era. In virtually every
corruption scandal, the bank is in the background somewhere. The HSBC
money-laundering mess? Chase was reprimanded for similar abuses. The Madoff
story? They're under investigation there. MF Global? As banker to Jon Corzine's
notorious firm, they were part of a
$546
million settlement to return money to MF Global's outraged customers.
Jefferson County? That was them. And again, you might have heard of Abacus, but
Magnetar was just as bad. Not that anyone's counting or anything.
Memo to colleagues on the White House pool: could someone please ask the
president if Jamie Dimon is still his favorite banker?
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