Yaron Steinbuch reports in the New York Post:
The Kremlin has poo-pooed a report that Russian strongman Vladimir Putin recently fell down a flight of stairs and defecated on himself. The denial comes after the Telegram channel “General SVR,” which purports to be run by a former Kremlin spy, claimed the 70-year-old leader suffered a fecal fall at his residence on Nov. 30. Putin’s alleged discharge came amid a rash of reports and speculation about his deteriorating health, including that he is suffering from worsening cancer and Parkinson’s disease. “Three bodyguards helped the president get to the nearest couch."